My Days... something like that

the joke vol.3

A man was driving on a freeway when he noticed a chicken running
alongside his car. He was shocked to see the chicken keeping up with
him because he was going 80 km per hour. He accelerated to 100 km per
hour and so did the chicken -- it actually passed him up. Then the
man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the
chicken and ended up at a farm, where all the chickens had three legs.

He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?"
The farmer said, "Well, I bred a three-legged bird because chicken
legs sell. I'm going to be a millionaire." Amazed, the man asked him
how they tasted.

The farmer answered, "I don't know, I haven't caught one yet."

the joke vol.2

【問題児への対処法】

A woman was having problems with her son's behavior and went to
see a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist gave her some advice on how to deal with her child.
He also told her that she might be too upset and worried about
her son. "I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly," he said.

A few days later, the mother came to see the psychiatrist again.
The psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Oh yes," the mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

The mother replied, "Who cares?"

the joke vol.1

【親子ゴルフ対決】

A man was playing golf with his father.
He was a good golfer, but his father played just as well too.

When they reached the ninth fairway, the younger man found
himself with a tough shot: there was a large tree directly
between his ball and the green.

He was wondering how to hit the shot, when the father said,
"You know, when I was your age, I hit the ball right over
that tree."

With that challenge placed before him, the young man swung hard.

The ball flew straight into the tree, hit the trunk, and
landed on the ground a few meters away from where it had been.

As the young man stamped his foot in frustration, the father
smiled and said, "Of course, when I was your age, that tree was
one-meter tall."