ユダヤジョーク「アラブの新聞を読むユダヤ人」

ユダヤネタ（ジョーク）です。旦那ちゃんからもらいました。

 

A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper.

A friend of his, who happened to be in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.

 

Very upset, he approached him and said:

'Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?'

Moshe replied, 'I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find?

-     Jews being persecuted,

-      Israel  being attacked,

-     Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage,

-     Jews living in poverty…

-     I got so depressed!

 

So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find?

-     Jews own all the banks,

-     Jews control the media,

-     Jews are all rich and powerful,

-     Jews rule the world.

-     The news is so much better!'

 

ははは。なるほどね。

でも、支那や半島やロシアその他、日本のことをこんなに驚異的に書いてくれる外国の新聞は・・・・ないだろうなあ。そんな新聞があったら読みたいのだが。

とほほ。

ではまた明日。