
イリノイ州シカゴ(Chicago)から発信するメッセージです。
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Clerk: We've renovated the store since you were here last and changed the categories of paint. Sounds like you're familiar with that color, and you should be aware that we now have two styles in that color....would you like "Standard" or "Deluxe" City View Gray?
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Customer: Well, I can't paint on Tuesday, so I'll go for the Weekend paint. I'll take the can on that shelf.
Clerk: Wonderful choice sir, Ocean View Blue. That will be $300.
Customer: What??? You said your lowest paint for the weekend is $25???
Clerk: That's for City View Gray sir.
Customer: What a minute, that's the same color paint that I bought last year at this place. You called it, wait, was it?.....Courtyard View Gray!
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Clerk: Did you read the fine print sir? That's only if you paint on Tuesday. Weekend paint is higher.
Customer: Why? I can see on your shelves that you have as much Tuesday paint as Weekend paint?
Clerk: Well, we know from experience that most people prefer to paint on weekends, and often decide at the last minute. We know there will be a high demand for Weekend paint.
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ホテル仲間から こんなジョークを頂きました。Noriさんなら笑ってくれるかなぁ?って思って・・・
IF HOTELS SOLD PAINT
Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?
Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. When do you plan on painting?
Customer: Probably the weekend after next.
Clerk: Our lowest paint for that weekend is $25 a gallon.
Customer: Wait, I saw an ad in the paper that your paint was starting at only $8 a gallon?
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